Hey folks, it has been a small adventure humping the keyboard all of past 40 days for Trikes.bikernet.com
We had some useful tips on Trike vehicle insurance and on taking your doggy for a tour in the country. I would have been lot happier if I had a dog though. Some of the photo shots are of actual work done by Saddlemen for seating your pup. The sidecars were truly inspiring and has made me decide to do a feature on Ural Motorcycles which completed 75 years in business recently.
Due to popular demand from Reader’s Comments Section, here is a picture of a Dog riding a Trike.
Bad Joke Library comes to Trikes:
At 18 a lady is like football with 22 men behind her. At 28 like a basket ball with 10 men behind her. At 38 she is like a golf ball with just 1 man behind her. Then at 48 she is a table tennis ball, each man pushing her to another.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her brother said, "She means 666-3629."
A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!"
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, “So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”
I don’t know if you folks have heard of or remember our hippie friend “Raymond Hamilton." He has a few disgusting sex tales in our Fiction department. Since he is such a big mouth sarcastic pain in the ass, we decided to ask him about the dilemma of coming elections after the latest Presidential debate.
He says, “It's like choosing between dung & the dung beetle. One stinks & the other wants you to smell it.”
We decided to stay away from asking political opinions from that hippie. I gave him a bottle of rum and told him the good news, “Cuban cigars and rum are now legally available in USA.”
The wise-guy said, “A quart of rum has solved more problems in this world than the entire United Nations combined.”
Since Raymond Hamilton has spent most of his youth drowned in sand, sun, sex and weed (he grew up in Goa), we asked him a few tips on traveling to Thailand or Mauritius for some fun weekend.
He says, “If it is wet before you reached for it, stay away.”
I asked, “You mean a beach towel?”
He says, “No, all of it, beach, beach towel, between the girl’s legs and the weed.”
California Water Crisis and why you did not get water supply
We had been following Bandit’s news on pollution, global warming and the meat industry. We have something incredible to share with you.
Do you know why there was water supply cuts to your California residences? Well, because the amount of water needed to produce 1 kilogram (2.2 pounds) of animal protein is 100 times what is needed to produce the same amount of grain protein. In other words, 1 pound of California beef requires about the same amount of water you would use taking an average-length shower. Every day. For six months.
Without counting the cheese, the Double-Double In-N-Out burger you grabbed on the way home from work required more than 600 gallons of water to produce. You would need to forgo 38 showers to offset the burger still digesting in your stomach.
Gov. Jerry Brown ordered for a 25 percent decrease in statewide municipal water consumption but no water cuts were implemented for the booming corporate meat and cattle farming industry. Animal Meat Agriculture accounts for 70 percent of California’s water consumption. Don’t blame the almond farmers. Over-watering a plant would kill it and cause rot at its roots.
Following are just a few statistics that demonstrate the impact of animal agriculture on the water supply:
- 2,500 gallons of water are used to produce one pound of beef compared to 100 gallons for a pound of wheat.
- Vegetables use about 11,300 gallons of blue* water per ton. Pork, beef and butter use 121,000, 145,000 and 122,800 gallons per ton respectively. (*Blue water is water stored in lakes, rivers and aquifers.)
- Each day, cows consume 40 gallons of water; humans drink less than one.
- The amount of water needed to produce a gallon of milk is equivalent to one month of showers or 1000 gallons.
- 132 gallons of water are used every time an animal is slaughtered.
So, why do we love red meat? It’s not healthy for a human, not healthy for the economy and definitely not healthy for Mother Earth. Chew on that fat raw steak of bitter truth for a while.
The Loves, Likes and Trikes of Elvis Presley:
Look out for a Feature Article from me on Trikes of Elvis Presley including some rare shots of the big one made by Big Daddy Roth. The King is coming to Trikes.bikernet.com soon.
Peter S Linney has a Trike:
And we absolutely adore it. Here is one shot of his beauty. Bandit and I are trying to get more info and tech specs from Peter. We will do a whole article when we are through grilling Peter about this Trike. We want all the trade secrets so we have packed some mushrooms and CIA certified limited edition Truth Serum when we ride out to reach him.
Campagna Motors T-Rex :
Check out the T-Rex Trike and stand a chance to Win a trip to visit the Campagna Motors factory (one-night stay in a hotel and round-trip flight included) and spend a half-day riding a T-REX with Kris Letang, professional hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
WHERE: Montreal, Canada. WHEN: Next summer (2017)
Register for the sweepstakes at: https://campagnamotors.crowdfundx.io/kris-letang
What’s so special about the Campagna Motors Trikes? It has better power-to-weight ratio than the Porsche 911S. These vehicles have reduced weight, very low center of gravity, incredibly manipulative street handling and best in industry comfort for the rider.
Take a test drive today and tell them Bikernet.com sent you – you may just end up buying it.
I will post a short review of the T-Rex soon on Trikes.bikernet.com
Sam Burns shows us how it’s done:
Check out these practical and durable pet trailers from Sam Burns of Kompact Kamp Trailers company. These are safe, sturdy, comfortable for the pet, spacious, with ventilation vents and dead-bolts to secure your best friend on long and short trips on your trike. What’s more, the trailers have an independent rubber torsion suspension to promise smooth touring for your pet.
Tell Sam that Bikernet.com sent you and he will keep his hounds from tearing your stinky, stained, moldy leather. The trailer weighs 200 lbs, with 12 inch wheels and body size of 24 x 48 x 32.
Visit him online at: http://www.kompactkamptrailers.com/pettrailer
Besides you can always buy new leather at the 5-Ball Racing Store, so peek in there for goodies.
Sam was also kind enough to send us a shot of poo-pee Dog Trike cruiser mount by www.buggy.com on a Gold Wing Trike.
Man & his Dog traveled 82,000 miles on motorcycle to support US Military Charity:
Adam Sandoval and his Chihuahua named Scooter, who has ridden with his master since he was a pup, have spent two years traveling cross-country six times to support the Wounded Warriors Project and the American Legion Legacy Scholarship Fund. On Sunday, 2nd October 2016, Sandoval, with Scooter tucked in his jacket, arrived to great fanfare for a meet-and-greet inside the Gettysburg Battlefield Harley-Davidson dealership with bikers who had traveled from near and far to see them.
Sandoval and Scooter have raised more than $250,000 for the military by riding across the country, hitting every Harley-Davidson dealership in the lower 48 states. This was their last one.
Sandoval began his trip in November 2014, departing from Florida with Scooter as a way to give back to the military, for which he always had admiration. He said that after making poor choices in his 20s, he regretted not having joined. Scooter - now 8 years old, has been riding with Sandoval his entire life. "He loves to ride more than I do," Sandoval said. He's ridden with him since he was 10 or 11 weeks old.
Visit www.scootinamerica.com to read up on their adventures and adversities and passion that drove the man and his best friend to raise awareness and financial resources for our Veterans and soldiers needing medical support.
Bad Joke Library:
A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in the chair. The dentist said "Open Wide".
The blonde complained "I can’t, this chair has arms"
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
A: It gives them something to do on Saturday night.
A Weekly Editorial:
We are trying very sincerely and with diligence to make a big Trike Magazine at Bikernet.com and we need your feedback, comments, experience, adventures, projects and photos to prove it. Please share your views and news with firstname.lastname@example.org and with me at email@example.com
You have built it, run it, repaired it, now tell us what we can do to offer you a virtual Trike experience here at Bikernet.com
Every email that leads to a Feature Article on Trikes.bikernet.com will receive a Bikernet tee-shirt, 5-Ball Racing patches and nude photos of interns.
- Ujjwal ‘Wayfarer’ Dey
Imperial Managing Editor: Trikes.bikernet.com